ENGLISH - Words to Live By (8)

Save your money - someday it may be worth something
Say nothing & they think your stupid..talk & they know for sure.
Short cut... the longest distance between two points.
Smile... things can always get worse.
Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to.
Some people believe anything if you whisper it.
Some people can quit a job without leaving a vacancy.
Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
Stalin's grave was a communist plot.
Success is the art of making your mistakes when nobody's looking.
Talk is cheap unless you hire a lawyer.
Teachers have class.
Teamwork is vital... it gives you someone to blame.
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember.
That argument you won from your wife isn't over yet.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
The average woman talks 50% more than her husband listens.
The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.
The best time to buy anything is last year.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it one time.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
The one sitting, contributing nothing, is a supervisor.
The only short meetings are when no one shows up.
The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
There is no such thing as being a "little pregnant".
There's no fool like an old fool, 'cause he's experienced.
There's no special reason; it's just government policy.
There's nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.
Things work better if you plug them in.
Those who think they know it all upset those of us who do.
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
To err is human - to blame it on the other party is politics.
To err is human, to forgive is unusual.
To err is human; to really foul things up takes a computer.
To error is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.
To every exception there is a rule.
To get a loan you must prove you don't need it.
To learn the value of a dollar - try to borrow some.
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
Too busy to laugh? then you are too busy.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.