ENGLISH -Words to Live By (4)

Early to bed - makes you healthy, wealthy and boring.
Early to bed and early to rise and you'll miss a lot of fun.
Eat yogurt and get culture.
Even if you understood women, you'd never believe it.
Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastinating?
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again.
Every time you learn all the answers, they change all the questions.
Everything coming your way? you're in the wrong lane!
Everything goes on sale ... right after you buy it.
Everything going good? you must have overlooked something.
Everything hurts .. and what doesn't don't work.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Expenditures rise to meet income.
Expert - anyone from out of town.
Expert - knows tomorrow why today's prediction failed.
Fact - red lights always last longer than green ones.
Feel good? don't worry, you'll get over it.
Fellow with closed mind often has open mouth.
Flattery is the sincerest form of lying
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
Friction is a drag.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
Government always plays both ends against the taxpayer.
Gravity brings you down.
Great beer bellies are made, not born.