ENGLISH - Words to Live By (3)

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "NICE DOGGIE" until you can get a rock.
Discover all unpredictable errors before the occur.
Do it today, tomorrow it will be bad for your health or illegal.
Do unto others before they undo you.
Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?.
Do your knees buckle, but not your belt?.
Does your back go out more than you do?.
Doing nothing makes you tired 'cause you can't take a break.
Don't ever eat yellow snow.
Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will steal your seat.
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Don't get discouraged...no one is perfect.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.
Drilling for oil is boring.
Drive carefully, death is so permanent.