ENGLISH - Words to Live By (1)

186,000 miles per second isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A bird in hand is better then one overhead.
A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pressure.
A father is a banker provided by nature.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A hangover...the wrath of grapes.
A man's house is his hassle.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both.
A pleasure trip is defined as driving your mother-in-law back home.
A word of advice - don't give it.
After all is said and done, usually more is said then done.
Age isn't important unless you're a cheese.
All men are born free and equal but some get married.
All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
An authority knows lots of things you don't care about.
An expert has a great reason for guessing wrong.