ENGLISH - Words to Live By (5)

He who hesitates is last.
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
He who laughs last; probably didn't get the joke.
His brain is like a politician's speech - mostly empty.
I wouldn't mind being poor if I had lots of money.
If I had my life to live over again, I'd make the same mistakes sooner.
If a sight is worth seeing, someone will build a highway to it.
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving.
If at first you don't succeed, clutch for whatever you can get.
If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.
If at first you don't succeed, you'll get lots of advice.
If at first you don't succeed, you'll get plenty of advice how to.
If at first you don't succeed, you're about average.
If credit can possibly go to someone else, it will.
If it is worth fighting for, it is worth fighting dirty for.
If it's in stock, we have it.
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
If you can be Beat by one, you will be.
If you don't know who's to blame, you are!
If you itch for it, scratch for it.
If you see an onion ring...answer it.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball.
If your parents didn't have children, odds are you won't either.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
It order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Interchangeable parts ... don't.
It takes two to make a marriage - a girl and her mother.
It's easy to suggest the solution when you don't know the problem.
It's hard to be humble when you are so perfect.
It's hard to fly with eagles when you work with turkeys.
It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.