Unbelievable Ah Soh 2

Actually, Ah Soh don't know a lot of things can also be good leh..

Ah Soh and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from SG to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? Ah Soh, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, Ah Soh declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches Ah Soh's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

Ah Soh doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn".

Ah Soh asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes Ah Soh, and hands her $500.00.

Ah Soh says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes Ah Soh and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, Ah Soh reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ah Soh and Ah Lian were watching the 10 o'clock news together. The current news was about a man up on a ledge of a high building and threatening to jump. Then the TV Commercials cut in.

Ah Lian: "I'll bet you $20 he's going to jump."
Ah Soh: "Okay."

The news came back, and the man jumps.

Ah Soh: "Okay, here's my $20."
Ah Lian: "No, that was too easy, Not fair, I can't take your money."
Ah Soh: "I insist. lose means lose! A bet is a bet!"

Ah Lian: "Actually, I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6 o'clock news and knew the man jumped. So it wasn't really a fair bet."

Ah Soh: "I know I saw it too, I just can't believe he will jumped again!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ah Soh had just gotten a new car and so decided to go out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a taxi driver. The angry taxi dirver then signalled Ah Soh to pull over.

When Ah Soh did, he got out of his taxi and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Ah Soh,

'Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!'.

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around, Ah Soh had a slight grin on her face, so he said, 'Oh you think funny ar? Watch this!'

He gets a baseball bat out of his taxi and breaks every window in Ah Soh's car.

When he turns and looks at her, Ah Soh has a smile on her face.

The taxi driver is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now Ah Soh is laughing.

The taxi driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his taxi and gets a can of gas, pours it on Ah Soh's car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and Ah Soh is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

'What's so funny?' the taxi driver asked Ah Soh.

Ah Soh replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!! hee hee hee."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~