Ah Beng Jokes 4

Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread).The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song.

The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs, manager found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers
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One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what the the letter G meant. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit the "G" button.

When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, "Wah low!, how you know one?" The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy la, G for Gero mah."
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